A Poem Born Out Of Spam, And Naughty Search Terms

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A lot bring people to my blog
My name unique and strange
Matched with my big African booty

These people want badly to know me
And what it’s like to make love
To an àbíkú faerie
Possibly with pictures of a black yansh

While maintaining an attitude of gratitude
Yorùbá words appealing to their sexual lust

A lot bring people to my blog
And boy am I glad they come
Leaving with short seductive stories
To tell horny girls
Bitches who love Europe

Life issues and the many
Unfortunate plights of mankind
Slipping past their Sunday night minds

Àbíkú- wanderer child. It is the same child who dies and returns again and again to plague the mother(An ancient Yorùbá belief)
Yansh- a slang, (often considered vulgar) for booty.

*I had a good laugh looking through the search terms, and spam….this poem, albeit ridiculous was born out of it all, so thanks to these people :). Whatever the reasons anyone stops by my blog, I hope they leave happy, and I am thankful that they stop by, though I doubt that picturess of any booty, big or otherwise, would be shared anytime soon. Have a lovely Friday and weekend dear friends…no, I am not an àbíkú or a faerie, or even a lethal combination of both :).  Be good to others, and to yourselves.

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  1. Plagiarist! ;-D! Stealing all those well-thought out phrases from poor spamming and porning people all over the world and shamelessly gluing them together into a nonsensical masterpiece! I think what you did is clever and applaud your creation, Boomie!
    Russ

  2. X-rated! I dey blush! if the spammers are harassing, could it be because of some phonic resemblance between Boomie and Bootie? Omo wa dudu, no mind dem jare! OK, now off to see my confessor and tell my sins – “fada, confess me for I have sinned. I read one naughty spam induced poem and enjoyed every line of it” well done, Boomie.!

    • Lol… Abi o, I no kuku mind dem. I couldn’t keep a straight face as I read the search terms… People minds dirty no be small.

      Fada must pray for me too o lol. Thanks so much and I honestly appreciate the reblog :).

    • Haha. My younger sister used to call me bootylicious Lol… Thankfully my waist isn’t as tiny as it used to be anymore so I guess things are a tad bit balanced in that area lol.

      Hugs Resa

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