Le Clown has an impressive [most impressive] Star Wars Darth Vader collection. It’s huge. And I have lots of items… Hundreds of figurines, statues, helmets, space ships, light sabers – vintage and new – from Kenner to Gentle Giant. I love my collection. I’m proud of it. Why am I telling you this? Because my Carnies are tired of hearing about it, and as I am highjacking Boomie’s blog, might as well harass new readers with my toys. Take it as a poem… of extreme geekiness.
I also have kids. Young kids. One is a toddler, in her terrible twos. She likes stuff. She likes to bite on stuff – when she is not slobbering on stuff. She would appreciate my Star Wars stuff, my beautiful, mint and coveted Darth Vader stuff.
Try to drool one this, toddler…
Not only toddlers are attracted to my fantastic Star Wars collection… My wife, The Ringmistress felt compelled to have a photo shoot with my vintage and mint Han Solo and Princess Leia figurines on that first morning together… Their value drastically dropped down, but they went up in the coolness factor department.
Thank you, Boomie, for letting Le Clown be… Le Clown on your blog.